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Broadway: “What’s going on?”
The Drunken Russian & Girl #2: “Martini just admitted that he has a crush on Assanova!!”
Martini? I always knew that he was bi-sexual. Am I surprised? Not the least bit. I am use to getting hit on by both men and women. Martini grabs at me any chance that he gets. There was also another guy that had a crush on me in college. And I’m pretty sure that one of my friends is gay and likes me, but he hasn’t come out of the closet yet. Me? I’m not homophobic, so I don’t see it as a big deal.
Martini then decides to keep Broadway and I company…
Broadway: “Martini, Assanova likes girls.”
He won’t leave me alone…
Broadway: “Martini, we’re talking. Can you leave us alone?”
He still won’t budge…
Broadway: “Leave!”
I laugh…
Me: “You shouldn’t be so mean to people just because you don’t like them.”
And she scowls at me. Hey, those are your words, not mine. She now understands why everyone eventually learns to hate Martini. This guy will intentionally annoy you. He finally leaves us alone.
We continue talking about matters that I won’t discuss on the blog. She breaks down a little. I tell her that I can see right through her front. 8AM. The Drunken Russian and the second girl comes back inside. I really should get going. Everyone leaves and The Drunken Russian calls my cell phone as I’m driving down the main road…
